Dec. 30, 2025

🎄 The Most Famous Kids In Cancer Advocacy Are Back 🎄

🎄 The Most Famous Kids In Cancer Advocacy Are Back 🎄

Every December since they could speak, my twins hijack the Out of Patients podcast feed. Koby and Hannah are now 15½ and High School sophomores who own their moniker as the “Truman Show of Cancer Advocacy.”

Rest assured, this isn't your typical year-end family podcast; it’s what happens when you raise GenZ kids in GenX fashion inside the machine that is American Healthcare. Funny. Smart. Opinionated. Fully formed humans borne of two trauma-informed 80s kids who don’t believe in participation trophies.

This year delivers everything longtime listeners wait for. A Brooklyn sidewalk sprint that ends with a face full of blood and a subway ride home that alarms strangers. Broadway deep cuts through Chess, & Juliet, and Patrick Page that would make any theater nerd proud. Disneyland chaos with Lightning McQueen, and when a life-size Millennium Falcon causes a full neurological shutdown. A Bugatti sighting at the New York Auto Show that still lives rent-free. Learner permit countdowns. AP class pressure. Donuts. Crumbl cookies. Sibling sniping.

What kills me every December is hearing them get older. Eight years of these recordings. Their voices changing. Their references evolving from Minecraft to Hazbin Hotel (LOTS of Hazbin Hotel). 

But the core stays the same: Brooklyn kids who know only unfettered, unbridled, and uncompromising love from their parents and their family.

This is my legacy, just not the nonprofit kind with 990s, financial audits, and wondering where in the world is Kenny Kane. The real legacy where your kids understand why you fight but refuse to let it define them.